What a fucking ICON.

It’s like pajamas we’re allowed to wear to work!  It’s the best!  Business Jammies for Lyfe!

This is how I imagine their wedding:

If I could zip my dresses up in the front and turn them around, I’d do that too.

You sound weird and gross.

BETTER DEAD THAN RED

Just a quick fact check: You’re wrong. 

You don’t dread the rise of Florida Fish-man?

YOU ARE SO COMPLETELY WRONG I CANT EVEN STAND IT!!!!!

“Buck for luck”people should be sent a bill.

Shitcanned as a euphemism for getting drunk might be actually be hyper-regionally specific, limited strictly to my mother’s house. 

Wow

So far I’d say you’re winning (or losing) this thread.

Yeah, seeing that episode, I was worried that it would be some sort of hit-and-run makeover, merely done for the camera. However, both sisters do have business degrees, so that they are able to maintain the business after the upgrades shouldn’t be surprising. I think it was clear that any changes to the business,…

There is no real wrong in cooking. I leave my carrots in and just puree them, but taking aromatic veggies and herbs out after you get what you want out of them in a pretty common practice in cooking. It’s obviously what you do when you make stock. If doing that gives you the flavor profile you want then that’s great.

JFC.  Does the CDC know about this?

Leafar Seyer is Rafael Reyes backwards, and I find it extremely dorky.

Imagine if it came up more in conversation. You’re at a restaurant with friends. The server comes over. “Well, I’m definitely not a Nazi so I’m going to have the fettuccine and what do you guys think, should we get a bottle of wine for the table?” Or at work. “I think, and mind you I’m not a Nazi, that there’s not…

I would do that anyway, regardless of the consequences.