I feel vindicated, there’s never been a scientific reason for me to skip breakfast, just pure laziness.  Good to see I have something to back that up  now.

HOT TAKE COMING THROUGH!

What does Don. Jr. think “S&L” stands for?

I renew my statement that this is a far better tattoo than Seven Rings.

Yeah I’d like to see just rows of empty seats.

“ I’m not victim-blaming, but I am not-me-blaming too.” is SO hilarious! I not only starred that I’m gonna use it too!

“He signed an agreement not to disclose this...uh...stuff that he totally made up!”

I was a prosecutor in Upper Marlboro for around eight years, several of which were in Juvenile. I didn’t do adult truancy much - the Juvenile Chief handled them, primarily - but I handled some of them when she needed help. My time in Juvenile was the saddest in my career, watching these young people who desperately…

That was kind of fucked up of god to send him a miracle magical bear friend instead of just helping him not get lost in the woods for three days in the first place...

Okay, fine.  Second Church of the Ursine.

something “a little bit more straightforward.”

Question: Why is Emily Blunt considered the Supporting Actress in that movie? I would have thought she’d be considered the lead actress.

I feel like the best course of action would have been to get the damn knives and then a few months later at a dinner party, offer to help in the kitchen and when you see her using the knife set, get all huffy and say rather pointedly “Why are you using the baby’s knives?”

Yeah, i’m pretty sure the “real tragedy” is Michael Jackson raping children.

Please stop defending him in any way shape or form. There are no mitigating circumstances with child molestation. He was a scumbag predator whose deeds rest solely on his own shoulders. Of course he had help-but no one was forcing him to destroy these boys’ lives.

Knowing Shakespeare, probably.

I was waiting to see if you wrote about the Summer’s Eve wash that’s in the picture. Throw that out, yo!

I can understand that, I’ve noticed lately that a lot of teaser trailers appear very different from the actual film. I assume because it helps reach a larger audience and causes articles just like this to be written, also increasing promotion. From what I’ve seen, this movie is kind of supposed to put the audience in…

I definitely do not like my massages accompanied by live keyboard music.