LisbethSalamander
Lisbeth Salamander
LisbethSalamander

Just don’t *yank* the thread, ok?

None of them deserves a refund.

My gyn told me it was ok. Been using a copper iud + cup for several months now, awesome !

Tampons falling apart seems like a bloody mess

All I can say is that I’m glad they’re recalling them.  Period.

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I think Madonna just caught up with the Gaga parody that was circulating.

Maybe the people who are holding it as she walks are actually keeping it under control because it has developed sentience and keeps trying to go on a murderous rampage?

Not a grate place to drop an engagement ring.

I am not going to listen to a person who can’t take care of their significant other to actually take care of me.

The joy of Netflix is that their micro-targeted ad campaigns means I had no idea this was still on. Carry on, whoever is watching this!

*molotov

I don’t get the point of fining him something he can’t possibly pay. Can’t they just mandate he has to wear a t-shirt that says “I destroyed 45,000 acres of land and maybe your house because of a stupid gender reveal party” for the rest of his life? (I would also accept “I held a stupid gender reveal party”)

Wait, wait, wait....does this mean the tabs have been right all along? Has Jennifer Aniston really been pregnant 12 times and has just been hiding her 12 children or (6 sets of twins, or 4 sets of triplets?)

My Naked Right Titty is the name of my feminist ska band.

Very good and strange beef.

I...like it?

How do we remedy that? I guess someone has to invent a thing that is neither pants nor skirt. But if we just swathed ourselves in sheets, that would probably be pretty skirt-analogous and therefore already gendered, so maybe we make a garment that is sort of similiar to pants, but has 5 legs and a long train?  I

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