LisbethSalamander
Lisbeth Salamander
LisbethSalamander


Full stop.

The Doctor was conceived as a centuries-old alien who takes on a human appearance. Since the character has been played by 12 different actors (none of whom look very similar) since the 60s, I’d say consistency has never been a primary motivating factor in casting.

I mean, Wonder Woman is a gendered character and Doctor Who is not, but what’s to stop logic from anyone expressing an opinion right?

How can you be surprised she’s returning.

I used to work with a photographer who refused to brush his teeth, as he was certain that all you needed to do was rinse your mouth, and that anything else was a consumer conspiracy put together by Big Toothpaste.

Honestly, I think dating profiles for straight men should have a box to check if they’re housebroken.

You do realize that the Savage x Fenty collection is lingerie, right? That particular piece is probably not supposed to be functional...it’s supposed to be sexy.

Henry Cavill is also a horrible, wooden actor. He was good in the Tudors but I think it was just a fluke because he’s sucked in everything he’s been in since. 

Bathamm....heehee

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na JON HAMMMMMMM.

Superman certainly is boring (and odd) in the DCEU.

Given how people, including me, lost their minds in the trench warfare sequence of Wonder Woman, I submit an actual optimistic and heroic Superman, with a story tonally in-sych with a Superman For All Seasons or All-Star Superman would be a huge success. 

I am far more efficient with my time, in that I just never stop snacking. 

“Bow to the daddy”

I feel so let down by alligators right now

Nathan Fillion was seated behind me during a screening of “Serenity”. It was terribly distracting, trying to refrain from shooting him looks over my shoulder whenever his greatly magnified head appeared on the screen. “There’s real Nathan Fillion...and there’s fake Nathan Fillion.”

Chris Cuomo: “Mr. Guiliani, do you indeed wear diapers?”

Well sure, it’s a church.

I mean, I made a bit player from 7th Heaven pose for a photo with me at a bakery. Some of us are just sadder in the evenings and we watch a lot of TV. 

pineapple on pizza dipped in ranch. don’t bother hating on me since I’m expecting my heart attack any day now.