No!

That’s what fries are for.

Chipotle’s political donations are 100% Democrat.  I’m not aware of any others, though.

I’d be more interested in the list of fast food chains that haven’t donated to the GOP and/or conservative causes. Because I’d guess that list is fucking short.

Cat people are....let’s just say that I wouldn’t want to be the politician who proposed that particular plan.

That paragraph sent me into a rage. It’s REALLY not as easy as “oh, let cats go outside, everything will be okay”. Hawaii is currently being ravaged by cats, and these insane cat people are doing everything in their power to stop efforts to restrict them

And as someone who grew up with a cat who loves to kill animals and leave home for days on end hunting, it’s not as easy as sticking your cat indoors all the time.

“And as someone who grew up with a cat who loves to kill animals and leave home for days on end hunting, it’s not as easy as sticking your cat indoors all the time.”

and as the great prophecy once said, a phoenix would rise from the asses....

(whispers) Is the clamshell optional?

I know any comment section about Aziz is going to be a shit show, but can we all agree that him going with jokes about dating, birth control and celebrities being unfairly exiled from society was a weird choice?

I love this. Further, can we get a chrome extension like the one that replaces photos of 45 with kittens, except it replaces Kardashians and Giseles with Botticellis?

I do know people who wear shoes in the house! Like, why? You’re lucky if I even have pants on in my house.

I’m usually a grinchy bitch about these things but I’m in a good place in my life, I happen to be very in love myself and everyone’s wedding news is making me all gooey.

I’m going to violently celebrate if we win the midterms, which is to say, I’ll have two scotches. Truly, us progressives are history’s greatest monsters.

Hey, Pence.

Protip for anyone that wants to see The Cursed Child on a whim: The play is presented in two parts, usually over two consecutive nights (or the same day occasionally on weekends). Never buy a single ticket online from a broker, because you’ll only be seeing half the play. It’s beautifully staged, but yeah, the fanficti…

But thanks for the warm and sincere response............

Aretha Franklin was notorious for being a controlling perfectionist.

Aeration is an important part of lawn maintenance.