It sounds like Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, but with puppets instead of cartoons, and without the charm.

It's not a competition.

I got married this weekend and actually had the BEST time coming up with ridiculous vows that we couldn’t actually say in public :)

And yet, I’ll still watch the fuck out of his action movies. He is a bizarre, bizarre man who makes amazing action flicks. And is reportedly insanely nice to everyone on productions he works on. 

I’ve embraced my fate:

I am  too hangover to understand it

I think we all know....

Maybe? Honestly, I’d use my powers for housework more than anything. 

In reference to him being the breakout star, Ted Allen got a case of the giggles somewhere in the world and he doesn’t know why.

I have two kids with a Ben type and I still save his ass and only for them. He’s a decent human when he’s not doing the self-destructive thing. Will I let him close to me ever again? Nope.

They have 3 kids together and she seems like a type of person that wants her kids’ father to be a healthy part of their lives.  She’s never going to quit Ben.

“I am totally boning!” Says man not boning.

Titus Burgess for Uncle Arthur

GOOOOOOOOODBYE.

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lol no

“Without this thinking,” he said, pointing to his head, “you would see numbers that you wouldn’t believe.”

I hope they appreciate Alias and 13 Going On 30.

I love DR, but they need two more seasons and more new queens before doing another all star season.  I feel like they just did 2&3, so will it be all queens from seasons 8,9, & 10? 

Ugh. I LOVE Drag Race and will watch as many seasons as they can throw at us, but do we really need another All Stars so soon? All Stars 3 seemed kind of rushed, and other than a few amazing stand outs it seemed less like a group of all star queens than a bunch of average talent former Drag Race contestants. They need…