ZING

I think this week proves that you can’t Depend on anything anymore.

Her age progression in just 2 months was pretty horrifying.

You two are adorable. Sincerely, Atlanta.

I think it was a retcon when they couldn’t deal w the fact they were making an attempted rapist a good guy again. And i don’t think they needed it. He had no soul before! Now he does! Seems like enough to turn someone around.

Oh god, please don’t watch, it’s so embarrassing.

I gasped when she walked out onto the stage. People make fun of her pantsuits, but she looked amazing tonight.

I have just decided to buy an ivory pantsuit to wear to work when I know that I have to deal with SOME bullshit. I will channel my inner Hillary and attempt to be classy instead of going ham on some people who really deserve it.

Another non-American watching this shit show.

Because he is desperately hoping that Bernie Sanders voters like me are going to go “oh, I guess I’ll vote for Trump now durrr” which is NOT fucking happening. I will be wearing my Bernie shirt, but I will HAPPILY be casting my vote for Madam President.

I’m not even American but I stayed up to watch the debate (it’s 3:47 AM here, thank God I don’t have work today) and that was one of many lines that made me laugh out loud. ‘Just like we went after Bin Laden... while you were doing Celebrity Apprentice’ made me do a very loud honking laugh.

David Brock has already said he’ll pay the leak fee for the tapes.

Bee has been tearing 2016s throat out like a tiger catching its prey. Its marvelous to watch.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

This is in fact 2016.

“Do you really think that Hillary Clinton is debate-prepping for three or four days. Hillary Clinton is resting, okay?”

I fucking love this so hard. Her side-eye is AMAZING.

Act superior if you want, but as someone who doesn't know who Billy Bush is, I feel like the real winner here.