The bustle was considered to be a huge leap forward for women’s fashion in its time, compared to the earlier hoopskirt. Both of these devices gave a pleasing fullness to the hips and skirts which made the corseted waist seem even tinier. However, the hoopskirt was dangerous in a time when most houses were heated with…

Who knows? Maybe it’s the classic bad boy thing. Lots of assholes seem to always be paired up with someone.

Honestly, I usually give even the most horrendous server 10-15%. I work with the public and have for almost two decades and sometimes I tip just because I applaud the ability to resist stabbing irksome diners in the eye with a fork.

I’ll leave this here.

JEZEBORG

I can.

So... I’m heading out momentarily to my 10-year high school reunion. I swore I wouldn’t go, but I think curiosity and FOMO got the best of me. I’m feeling a little nervous/self-conscious about the fact that, unlike a huge chunk of my classmates, I don’t have a husband or a baby, or even a boyfriend. Intellectually,…

Calm down there, Satan.

I don’t have authorship privileges on Jezebel, so I wouldn’t be able to file it under anything.

I live in DC and work not too far from the Hill. Every year I see this invading infestation of assholes for this march. What upsets me most are the children I see - ones who are clearly to young to have made up their minds on an issue, who are being used as political props. And then on a much more practical level,…

this part is my fav

Oh god damn.

Aww, man. I mean, sure. He’s evil. But at this point, don’t you feel just a little bit bad for how poorly this turned out for Jeb!? It’s gone cartoonishly bad. It’s like, Jeb! sent away to the ACME Corp. for a campaign kit & some roadrunner seed and now it’s all just anvils dropping on him.

Understandable...I keep calling his daughter Noxycontin

Man, that’s good art.

Don’t: Use “Trim” in this context, ever again.

I'm surprised you still have time to read Deadspin.