I’m 48 and I’ve never heard the term cuffin either. I assume it’s something the horny kids are doing while my ovaries prune.

Really, I thought THIS was the new flag of the Confederacy:

Yeah, it’s like being given a choice between bobbing for apples in raw sewage and sleeping with your head in a litterbox: “Um, I’ll take the cat shit, Alex.”

And it regards to that quote, he only said that because his mother did.

I got an idea for her! Forget about defunding PP! Pass a law to force all abortion providers to provide abortions for free and we’ll see what happens!

I’m one of those women who has had to travel for an abortion from southern Ireland to the UK. As hard as having an abortion is its nothing compared to the trauma of having to navigate your way around a different country. I was lucky though it was an option for me, for so many others with no money or freedom it’s…

Still wanna know why you sent me a picture of a girl in a bra holding a glock at 4am

New phone who dis.

Belinda fucking every kitchenware salesman she a meets

Oh man! I actually took a picture of something I made today - hopefully someone stars me! It’s an apple and chicken-sausage stuffed acorn squash - made it for dinner last night and had one left over. it reheated beautifully and made a boring work lunch at my desk feel a bit more like a treat.

This is my first time posting on here, and my only hope is that I don’t get lost in the greys!!

Do I have to? I’d kinda rather not.

Concur. Well, except that I’ve no interest in trying to like Miley Cyrus.

Yeah, absolutely welcome. I love to snark and post absurdist comments as much as anyone, but superior writing is superior writing and I am happy to lay the praise where it belongs. Just fantastic.

Let’s be fair here. I studied archaeology in school and have worked on several digs, so I am coming from a place of some knowledge. And I’m afraid that I have to agree that having an all-female team *had* to have been a publicity stunt of some sort, and does in fact lead to some questions about the validity of their…

I think the joke is that she is magical and can make people walk because she’s a fairy/witch/whatever, not making a joke at the expense of handicapped people.

Usually me and the husband would get high, but we're expecting. So now where just going to use the 'She's not feeling well' trick to leave early. I've already planted the seed. I called my MIL and told her I was feeling ill today and I hope to be well enough for tomorrow. By the amount of text messages we've received…

I've been a reader for years and only just created an account so I could say that I plan on getting as stoned to the bone as I can while still able to walk, and bringing my super excited dog as an excuse to go for walks all day (and annoy my grandfather). Also, my therapist and I have been prepping for the holidays…

this shit. and a small, discreet vibrator...used separately, of course.