They’re not stock photos...?

Meanwhile, at JazzFest, even though it was the last day, I heard Zydeco, swamp rock, Kermit Ruffin’s tribute to Louis Armstrong and some gutbucket blues. I ate Shrimp and Grits, Shrimp Creole, Smoked Turkey and Alligator Sausage Gumbo, Begniets and Mango Freeze, washed down with iced and hot Cafe au Lait. I made a…

I feel like if this administration had a First Dog, it would have already starved to death after no one agreed who was in charge of feeding or walking it.

informed industry colleagues of the pending closure of the 18-year-old agency

I think this is pretty spot-on and is something I’ve been saying to folks for years now. It really hit home to me in the closing weeks of the 2012 election during the peak of the “unskew the polls” phenomenon. The rubes were eating this shit up as usual, but then it became obvious that plenty of actual power players…

God yes, all of this. I’m a tubby abrasive feminist with no internal monologue and a mixed kid living in the county that helped kick off the civil war. Shit’s not great. My bestie in general is 2 hours and 3 of her own kids away. My family are douche-like. We don’t go out much.

Just.... umblvble. ARGHHhhhh!

Judge Randy Stoker should be bombarded with actual mail to his home address, since, ya know — he hates the Internet and thinks it’s a good excuse for rape. But since I’m not privy his home address, he can be reached here:

That’s basically my plan. Also I will refuse to make any decisions or help anyone find that thing that is sitting in plain sight if you’d just LOOK for 5 seconds.

well if we are all dead that does explain why Frederick Douglass is still around

Let’s be real: does Donald Trump know Frederick Douglas isn’t the peanut butter guy?

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

You know who was my favorite speaker at the Women’s March? A man, one who used to annoy the hell out of me. Michael Moore. He kept it simple: he provided the number we call to voice concerns to our representatives. Then he told us: call every day. Put it in your schedule along with brushing your teeth and showing up…

Anyway, we know where this is going: Someone is going to have to lure Donald Trump out of Trump Tower with a six-foot portrait of himself and force him to be president.

Lutheran or Canadian?

Fuck you! Elton John is fine.

Oh good the old bait and switch.

shaka, when the walls fell, amirite?

Poor Tiffany, even when she is standing right in front of her dad he will do everything he can to ignore her...