Everybody knows that racism targeting Asians isn't real racism. They're all so smart and industrious — who cares if we make slanty-eyed faces every once in a while?

But that's not even a good joke. Under pressure? Link a fucking Queen song.

Who the fuck recommended this? If it's meant as a joke, it's in horrible taste. If it's a Cardinals fan, may you rot in hell for all eternity.

Hahahahah. cool bro. your joke sucks not so much for being insensitive, but for being unoriginal as hell. see yourself out.

I hope you have to watch as your entire family is murdered in front of you, and you can do nothing to help them.

LOLZ, JK, INTERNET JOKES AMIRITE?

I'm a Orioles fan and have a deep seated hatred towards the Red Sox, but this is completely unacceptable. Hopefully the deadspin mods will have enough decency to have your highly offensive posting removed. I know this I a comedic website but there is nothing funny about being maimed in an attack. So what if the Red…

Do you trust fat people more or less

/hack job
//in the gray, so nobody will see it anyway

I have one of the Best Fans in the Nation in my office.

This morning I heard about how Boston overly celebrates and how some men shouldn't grow beards.

Right now the MVP race is between Ortiz and Matheny. Both have come up huge for Boston.

Can Google put the joke on YouTube for Dexter Manley?

At least he didn't beat women, Brandon Marshall.

I'm not surprised Dez is such a positive guy. He gets it from his mother.

I'm sure Aikman's forgotten all about it by now. Not voluntarily, mind you.