It wouldn't be the first time a Cardinals fan has made a mistake by holding up a sign.

You left out the flammability statistics and ratings. If only there was a website in the Gawker empire that could help you out with this!

"These may have been boom times for American fitness, but they were bad ones for American breasts."

Daughter: [texts] "hi mom and dad from boston!"

Usually Rondo covers his face after he takes the shot.

I've seen Trooper Dan sing the anthem a few times at sporting events, and each time has been a generally loathesome experience. While I do not doubt his sincere love of the US, his performance comes off as Lee Greenwood Knee Jerk Patriotic Narcissism, rather than a respectful performance of our national song. He's the…

It's almost certainly just pine tar, which pitchers use on cold, dry nights because the ball is hard and slick, in part because they don't want it to slip out of their hand and hit someone in the head. Teams generally don't gripe about this because there's a mutual understanding that it's in everyone's interests for…

There would have to be a ton of vaseline there for it to appear yellow...in small quantities it is transparent.

I am actually a pretty big fan of guys trying to get away with this kind of thing. As a Braves fan, I will forever defend the unwritten rule of wanting guys to get away with this until they get caught at which point I follow the other unwritten rule of being scandalized. What a disgrace.

It seems only fair since Kozma seemed to have vaseline coating his glove all night.

Whatever substance is in his glove didn't keep Waino from catching that pop fly or Kozma from making those plays. Not saying it shouldn't be looked into, but its not why we lost.

"All the greats put vaseline on their gloves."

I'm not suggesting that Cardinal fans are more bitchy then other fanbases, but they do have a habit of being whiny about losing to good pitchers. Whether it's Kenny Rogers' "pine tar" or John Lester's "Vasoline". Everything's a conspiracy.

Ahh yes, the 90s. Where the only thing fuglier than the Brewers' record was their uniforms.

even gets hit in the fucking face the right way