What did I have to lose?

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So . . . is she gonna be OK?

Trust me, that feeling will never subside.

It took me three days to craft that joke.

I'm honored.

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I heard Helton was really close to hitting the Lottery. That's right; he almost crashed into my best friend, Mario Lottery.

Take it from me, you're always susceptible to these kinds of advances when your name is Lionel.

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This award will go up on Whitlock's wall, right next to the memorial mustache made from Jeff George's actual hair.

I don't think you can really call the Herald a newspaper.

I'm amazed that more than two million people find that account funny enough to follow.

Not surprisingly, Australian athletes are already blaming the test results on dingo biloba.

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