Ha!

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Did he also steal the contents of Sammy's fridge?

Yeah, but if it's your team, it's not boring.

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Remember when those Japanese wrestlers took the samurai sword to Val Venis's dong? I actually thought that really happened.

What was it with dads and "He Hate Me"? My dad loved that guy.

That all you got? Weak. Try being funny for once.

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Not even that crazy asshole from Robocop would buy those tickets.

He's no doubt an incredibly talented director, and I usually enjoy his movies, but I don't think I've ever said, "Man, I can't wait to see that new Steven Soderbergh movie."

If it makes you feel any better, I do remember the Seinfeld finale.

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I'm pretty young, so the USFL was a little bit before my time, but I remember being in sixth grade and loving the XFL.

Ha. You in the Northeast? We're supposed to get roughed up on Friday.

CAN U GET ME OXYCONTIN?

I still can't believe that bullshit with Ray Bourque. Fucking guy gets celebrated for packing up and leaving town? Fuck him and the fans who showed up to City Hall Plaza that day.

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