That is goddamned beautiful.

You're an Oakland fan?

Where are they registered? I have the perfect gift for Jay.

Tom Brady's cheekbones could cure cancer.

I can dig that. Even though the Pats lost, those games were fucking awesome.

This all proves one thing: The NFL needs the Pats in the Super Bowl.

There it is! +1

According to the Post, the police report contained no mention of what Helton's blood-alcohol content was.

11. This one is so obvious that we're going to just tack it on the end of this list: Gay marriage is totally cool with God.

Do the kids like their money in a briefcase, or are they old school and prefer it in a bag that has a giant dollar sign on it?

Damn. +1

You guys should challenge them to a little two-on-two. I heard from Skip that Skip's a great basketball player.

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So, so good. +1

Kerry and Tom Collins are pretty much a package deal.

No, it does not.

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This wouldn't have happened if New Milford had some way to defend against the three.

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