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Of course Rumsfeld's a wrestling expert. He did, after all, serve under this guy.

In Loria's defense, he was going to broach the topic of a trade to the Blue Jays over dessert, but Reyes felt that a decent entrée was good enough and left early.

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Come on, Mike, just come clean. I guarantee you'll feel a whole lot better when you admit that those frosted tips were a bad idea.

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You have to look on the bright side: Oscar's a shoo-in for the gold medal in that new Olympic sport, shooting Steenk.

Hamilton, you may be a dirty Commie, but you're a hell of a boxing writer. Keep up the good work.

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Your check is in the mail.

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This is good. Stick around.

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This joke's got no legs.

Please accept my apologies. I did not see your comment when I made mine.

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Asked how he could shoot his girlfriend, Pistorius replied, "I'm . . . I'm stumped."

Not to be outdone, Duke fans have hired Dinky Dalton to murder Roy Williams.

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