Lionel Osbourne
LionelOsbourne
Feb 16 2013
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In Loria's defense, he was going to broach the topic of a trade to the Blue Jays over dessert, but Reyes felt that a decent entrée was good enough and left early.

Feb 16 2013
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Come on, Mike, just come clean. I guarantee you'll feel a whole lot better when you admit that those frosted tips were a bad idea.

Feb 16 2013
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You have to look on the bright side: Oscar's a shoo-in for the gold medal in that new Olympic sport, shooting Steenk.

Feb 15 2013
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Hamilton, you may be a dirty Commie, but you're a hell of a boxing writer. Keep up the good work.

Feb 14 2013
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Asked how he could shoot his girlfriend, Pistorius replied, "I'm . . . I'm stumped."