Ha. Yeah, that's all it is—just recycling the same old shit. And remember the commercials for his show that aired during the MLB Playoffs a few years ago? Good God, those were fucking unbearable.

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All this behavior makes much more sense when you discover that Federal Hill was built on a burial ground for syphilitic mental patients.

No cash, but I did get a signed photo of Virgil.

It's incredible. Look, I'm not very discerning when it comes to humor; I'll laugh at practically anything. But that guy is so fucking unfunny that you have to wonder what kind of shit he has on these network executives.

Frank Caliendo is the guy who says to his wife that everyone at work tells him how funny he is and how he should totally become a comedian.

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I'm surprised he fell. People from Baltimore are usually so good at holding on to things.

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Ha!

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Now I'd like to know what kind of sad bastard is out there betting on third-tier Romanian soccer matches.

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Be prepared for a long fight, guys. I hear Death is going to be utilizing the rope-a-dope strategy.

Well, Día de los Muertos is the official holiday of NFL retirees.

I'm probably just a douche. But not nearly as big of a douche as the guy who registered for the sole sake of defending a dying newspaper.

The Teamster who runs that account is actually pretty funny.

This is clearly viral marketing for Super Beta Prostate.