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In The Boston Globe's defense, it's a really shitty newspaper.

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Under Armour, huh? I figured he'd be more of a Bruno Magli-type guy.

Damn. I really thought this was Peter O'Toole's year.

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Don't worry, Doug. The cum in your khakis will be masked by all those mustard stains.

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Ha!

Well, thank you, Dr. Chao, for giving online medical degrees a bad name!

Going to bed with the oven on? Enjoy your death trap, ladies!

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I enjoyed the shit out of that. Change it back.

Mitch better watch out. If he keeps this up, pretty soon he'll have Dan Cortese's career.

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"It was a huge percentage of gay guys with the supposition that no one was gay."

Boy, you sure set him straight!

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