Nate used to handle the crime beat for The Daily News, but he was taken off when he wrote an article bashing the police for not arresting John Hinckley Jr. in connection with 9/11.

I enjoyed this.

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Beautiful. +1

Good luck getting the money from Miss Buffalo, pal. I hear she changed her name and moved to Toronto.

"So, what do you two want me to do again?"

This is hilarious. +1

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At his funeral, Caleb will be saluted by the sound of 21 cans of Rockstar Energy Drink being opened.

You'll be able to read about all this and more in Ronaiah's upcoming book, Wake up the Ecce Homo.

Ha!

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Meanwhile, Chris Culliver's ban from the New Orleans YMCA's locker room and sauna remains in effect.

Man, what a bender. Kid just hasn't been the same since his ex-girlfriend married some football-playing asshole.

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The lovely couple will be spending their honeymoon in the "Our Little Secret" suite at a Houston-area rest stop.

Prince Abakaliki of Nigeria has offered to buy the team. But first, the NHL needs to send him $50.000.000 US DOLLARS.

+1 through the ether, my man!

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