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That's a beaut.

Ha!

An eight-month-old copy of Esquire?

Nice.

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I really hope they have Wi-Fi in coffins. Otherwise, their readership isn't going to like this one bit.

I'm not very surprised by this. Reggie Evans has been running the Pink Triangle Offense for years.

That's good hustle. +1

Is it really better to teach your kids to believe in Santa than to teach them to love, respect, and be good to family and friends

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Totally. It's, like, down with the corporations, you know?

It's a lot catchier than Donald Sterling's nickname for the bench, "Guys I Really Wouldn't Want To Rent To."

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Nice.

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It makes much more sense when you realize that "moves" is slang for "wives."

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