"Quick, someone throw up the Patrón Signal!"

Jesus. That story is just . . . wow. I'm amazed shit like that is able to go on.

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Just a heads-up, Tim, but it was the sixth.

That is a beaut.

This might not be the best, but it sure as hell is my favorite.

"What? I thought you guys said I was supposed to be the Dez-ignated driver."

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Somewhat related, here's a picture of Santa shitting off-brand M&M's.

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Suggs had held her and their son down and poured bleach on the two of them

I came for Rachael Cordingley, and then I came again when I actually finished the article.

Waaaaay late on this, but damn good stuff.

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