This is great.

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Ha!

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I like this.

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Ha!

It looks like Hoppes is fighting these charges. He's hired a lawyer and has even started asking people to donate to help with expenses. Here's his statement:

Prince Abakaliki of Nigeria is also a big RGIII fan. In fact, he likes him so much that he's asked the Redskins to send him $3,000,000 US DOLLARS so that he can throw a lavish party in the rookie's honor.

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The stupidity on display here is mind-bottling.

This might help.

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The world's best female psychic is telling anyone who will listen that she totally saw this one coming.

Jacques Demers does the same thing with all of the books he's read. Whenever he's interviewed, there it is in the background—Green Eggs and Ham.