Who even goes on Facebook anymore? These days, all the cool kids are using telepathy to venture into the minds of ex-girlfriends and figure out their masturbatory fantasies.

David Stern: I smell profit potential! [changes NBA logo to silhouette of Jerry West taking a shit]

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That's awesome.

I enjoyed this. +1

Curry is planning to add more characters, so keep an eye out for Darnell Dockett's Escape Goat.

Love it.

Alastair Funkweather.

You know, I'm not usually one to get offended, but I found that video deplorable. I mean, did you see that woman's blouse?

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Jimmy B was almost certainly gay as Easter.

Nice.

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Jovan and Kasandra really did love shooting guns. In fact, one of their favorite pastimes was performing mercy killings on the wounded ducks that Chiefs QBs threw.

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Hey, I'd be confused too if I heard the fans yelling, "Please God, win this game!"

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Ha!

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Police were able to track Swanson using the trail of crumbs left behind from his bandolier of cheese puffs.