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You're not too familiar with what we do around here, are you?

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Won't somebody think of the degenerate gamblers!?

You're right. So I guess it looks like I'll be giving that creepy, hook-wielding drifter who always hangs out by the toll booths a ride home tonight.

The lead singer of Earth, Wind & Fire.

Chiefs PR Man: Honey, I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that the team's number one!

+1, you brilliant bastard.

Amazing. +1, IMG

You know too much about overtime rules. Clearly, you don't play in the NFL.

I think it's a guy. Mentioned having a wife. I wonder if she knows her husband is online talking about date rapes.

It's, like, the corporations, man.

Happy Thanksgiving to all you folks.

Blaine Gabbert: That gives me an idea! [becomes mayor of Jacksonville, bankrupts city]

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Mike Bickle also thinks Oprah is closely affiliated with the Antichrist.

Isiah's parachute pants enable him to land safely at other jobs after crashing and burning organizations.

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