"Now's my chance!" - guys who masturbate to Go Daddy commercials

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If you're using a burner account, I don't think you can post images.

Good news, though—the German man did not die in vain. His blood will be used to turn 99 balloons red.

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Not even one mention of the best team in the country, the Texas State University Fightin' Armadillos?

Later, after reciting Robert Burns's "A Red, Red Rose," Broner looked deep into Floyd Mayweather's eyes and spoke of how much he longed for the warm touch of Money's lips and the soft caress of his hands.

Construct a workout routine that you plan on doing after you're back on your feet. The alcohol (assuming you're going to be drinking alcohol) goes down easier when you know that having the body of an Adonis is just around the corner!

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You're never gonna believe this, but I actually found his makeup kit.

I was also excited when my girlfriend told me she had been with a famous actor. My enthusiasm disappeared, however, as soon as I found out the actor was Robert Urich and he had been dead for three years when they slept together.

Who does his makeup, Spalding?

In related news, Eddy Curry ate three pounds of fava beans the other day.

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Well, he did say he'd move to purgatory if Obama won.

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