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I think it's pretty obvious that La Velle came around on Cabrera's ability to take down triple Crowns.

Did I not mention that I masturbate with Wite-Out?

It should be noted that Steven Brant was hit with a steep fine by the Department of Redundancy Department.

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"Delonte, it's your agent. Have I got a Shooting Stars Competition partner for you!"

The winner will take on Clint Malarchuk in a steel-skate match.

It takes an iVillage to raise an incredibly stupid kid.

Just remember, though: No white penises after Labor Day.

The lesson here, really, as you might expect, is that the world is ending.

I'd add one more: Cut off his penis, and put it in your pants. That will just make things easier for both parties.

That's crazy. I've always wondered what Landycakeboss is like in real life.

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Flasks are classy as fuck. Can't hate on the guy for wanting one.

If the way he put his career in the coffin corner is any indication, Brett must have been a great punter.

Be honest: Skip Bayless and Stephen A. Smith are nowhere near as bad as their appearances on TV make them out to be and they are actually super nice human beings who feed orphans and save puppies from burning buildings during their spare time, right?

Just wait till he finds out there are other players besides Jerramy Stevens.

How unoriginal is Mark Sanchez? I mean, stealing what was going to be your girlfriend's high school yearbook quote?

In all seriousness, that was a devastating result.