"Well, she shouldn't have provoked it. But it's not her fault, though. I want to make that clear." - Stephen A. Smith

Hoover might be nuts, but he still wouldn't have signed Tony Romo to an extension.

Six and 115 are imaginary numbers.

In other words, drinking a Coors while talking on a T-Mobile cell phone and holding a Coke in another hand and eating a Dominos pizza would be violating a NFL license agreement that could potentially draw a bigger suspension than say beating up someone in an elevator.

$5500 for a football into the stands? Geno Smith will barely break even this year if he's the starter.

For my money, the best part is his totally unprompted "Roger Goodell doesn't just sit in a vacuum and decide this stuff by himself" bit. He couldn't have made it more clear that Roger Goodell sits in a vacuum and decides this stuff by himself if he'd just said "Roger Goodell sits in a vacuum and decides this stuff by…

Immediately afterwards, Dan Snyder came in and polled them on whether or not they thought The Washington Redskins name was inappropriate.

I love that he wastes so much time with tough-guy posturing, too. He makes sure we know he'll kick an ass if it touches one of his female possessions, though said possession could save him the trouble by rethinking her tone before it gets that far.

Wow, kinda unfair to have a discussion about domestic violence without the input of women... Or in this case, actual human beings.

Such a shame to see Blackmon throw his career away to drugs. Why couldn't he just beat his fiancée instead?

"I instructed him to exit the vehicle. As he did, I noticed that he was rather large in stature and appeared to be athletically fit. I mean, he was huge. But still had amazing muscular definition. With broad shoulders and hands the size of ironing boards. If you were an NFL quarterback, it would be absolutely…

How about, "Don't knock your wife unconscious", for starters?

That's really distracting!

I think he just likes presidents who are named after airports.

I don't know my history and politics that well, but if your two favorite presidents are JFK and Reagan, don't you have a serious conflict of political beliefs?