The problem is, when? Most athletes (especially those at a high level like at UCONN or Ole Miss) wake up to lift at 5 or 6 AM, have class most of the day (and often have another light workout during the day), have practice from 4-6 or later, and then have homework to do or film to watch at night. Weekends are often…

It's not even a matter of, "students can take part-time or work-study jobs if they choose, an option that's simply not realistic for athletes during their seasons", it's a matter that they aren't even allowed to get any job during any part of their collegiate career that earns more than $2,000 per semester.

It's nice to finally see the wife of a Raven drag their husband into something for once.

"HOHENZOLLERN! Get your ass, your gun and your badge into my office, now!"

As a fantasy owner, I'm thinking the rigid object that needed to be quickly disposed of may have actually been Stevan Ridley.

That's the funny thing, isn't it? His renowned sources are useless, since he's just reporting the story exactly as its subjects would want it told. If he were an official PR flak for the league, the only difference would be that he'd use the word "Redskins."

In The Untouchables, Sean Connery's character famously said, "He pulls out a knife, you pull out a gun. That's the Chicago way." By that math, 82 people pulled out knives over the July 4th weekend.

They say journalistic integrity is dead in America these days. If that's the case, then journalistic integrity must have visited Chicago over the July 4th Weekend.

"Tweet Mark Ruffalo!" is going to be my go-to response for every single problem I ever encounter from now on.

Dwight Howard has held controversial opinions for his entire career. For example, his belief that practicing free throws is a waste of time has offended basketball fans for years.

And with that, Donald Trump became the sanest famous real estate mogul named Donald.

"My wife is beautiful but she can't run anything."

Sterling also went on to compliment the judge on his robe. His "big, beautiful, strong, black robe."

I don't think Donald is taking it well being onstage as opposed to his usual perch

In FIFA's defense, nobody has yet offered them a really big bribe to crack down on racism.