I like that she still wants to fit in "dye his carpet pink" between all that evil.

Montage of children the world over, singing "The Internationale."

Are you Drake?

Hey look, someone who doesn't read Jezebel.

Do any of y'all know whether it's possible to make $6745 per week working from home and using nothing but google?

Glad to see you're reporting on tennis. Or as they call it in England football.

Even worse, Amerigo Vespucci was an asshole.

No, I think he's referring to Steve Hawaii, known racist.

Wait...why would you write "REDRUM" on the mirror?

I am a mostly raw vegan pacifist martial artist.

The dog gained the ability to disrupt my thought process.

Ugh, he makes me want to apologize to Ryan Lochte.

Germany is good at playing soccer.

Just a suggestion, but maybe hire a Portuguese translator for the month. That was painful to read. I'm sure you can pick one up in Newark for pretty cheap...

We finally see an example of fan outrage pushing an organization to change a decision based around its logo. This is a great sign for sports fans everywhere. But we can't let it end here. If fans can get a logo changed this quickly, it has to be possible that they can also get a team name completely changed as well. I…

@Rozelle’s Bagman: Is that even legal to sodomize it after it's dead?

whom I'd nail so hard, whoever could pull me out would be named King of England

Barry,