This is one of the reasons I haven’t bought yet. I have visions of sinking everything I have into my dream house just for garbage people to move in next door and make it unliveable. Seems that garbage people always win in neighbor conflict situations and when you rent, you move when the lease is up and you’re only out…

Neighbors.

I am sick of parents who think their elementary-school aged kids can’t possibly be racist fucks. Some of the meanest, most vile things are said and done by 10 year-olds.

“She bore a load 26,000 tons more than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty...”

+1 person who’s ever knocked on wood.

WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD BABY!

Wait...you guys had a fucking pancake machine? Now the veil is drawn back, Gawker was just one elaborate false flag operation by the 1%!! Well I hope you all burn in hell after drowning in your sweet pancake battered ivory tower!......I might need to go to sleep now.

I think the most intriguing thing in all this is that there’s a Yacht Club in Lawrence, Kansas...

No Rumchatas yet? I know way too many people with dogs named Bailey, which I guess is a step up from when everyone was naming their kids that.

As someone with a moderate interest level in march madness, I just looked at the bracket and think you’d almost surely miss at least one of the first round games. I had to look up who the other two final four besides UNC and Villanova were because I couldn’t remember. There’s no way most people are getting an entire…

It was everywhere and made me throw up

No no, have you had the cracked pepper ones? This is truly the world’s greatest cracker.

unsettling proportions

What’s with all the canned soup talk? Did Ted Cruz start commenting on Kinja?

Fucking Mars Attack look-alike

If I’m too lazy to delete emails, your goddamn right I’m too lazy to delete generic apps I never use.

the unpopped popcorn things

It’s a process very similar to the email of the week.

Tacking “Southern style” on the front suggests there are other styles of boiled peanuts, but there’s only one: Fucking disgusting.

Fighting you right the fuck now. Boiled peanuts taste like ass. Yes.... ass! Like chewing damp cardboard that you had to take out of a shell just to chew and be disappointed.