Personally, I think a second season is unnecessary as a Titanic 2. Unless there’s more source material we’re missing, in which case you could maybe change my mind.

In theory The Indian Detective should be right up my alley, mystery/procedural with a touch of cultural intelligence - but then I saw Russell Peters. I’ve watched the first episode and the writers/directors toned down his worst tendencies, but you can tell he tried to throw in lines for comedic effect that really…

On the one hand, haven’t we agreed this is racist?

I get this. Our living room Roku is an older model, so only the main Netflix profile, my wife’s, shows up. She watches mostly Criminal Minds and SVU, the kids watch their cartoons - and boy is Netflix confused as to what to recommend.

Mads Mikkelsen and Brigitte Nielsen? With a little help from Gry Bay?

More like the 1st day, amirite?

Let me know when you move up to a District of Columbia shaped cutting board.

While I appreciate these things are important for you this comes off to me personally as going overboard. If you’re going to check, checking for violent felonies, fraud, etc. should be more what you’re looking for, not traffic tickets.

As far as being divorced, I guess I’d only check that if I suspected ill intent.…

I've seen the first syllable pronounced more as an uh- instead of o- but it's more

Wonderful synergy between your user name and post. We KNOW the effects and do it anyways.

Woo! Wausau!!! Go Lumberjacks! (Sorry, stupid semi-hometown pride rearing its head again.)

I'd jam a roll of quarters down my garbage disposal for him to work on my plumbing. (I mean literally ... where's YOUR mind?)

I honestly thought it said "Mario Batali Wears Thong" for a second until I saw the picture.

What does this have to do with buying condos?

I grew up on a farm and there is NOTHING more disgusting than mastitic milk. I love cheese, ice cream, butter and just about any other dairy product, but I will NEVER willingly drink milk again.

*Then

To be fair, most guys aren't trying to meet their future wife at a bar, just tonight's partner. Seriously, you should charge pimpin' prices for your currently charitable service.

Ditto on the Titos. For it's price, it's just about the best value out there. Not all bars will serve complete crap for their well. Not a single one of our club customers use our Taaka and only one uses McCormick, our two lowest priced vodkas. More often, we see Sobieski (which I will heartily recommend if you're…

I work for a liquor store (albeit in the middle of nowhere). A bottle of X that runs $20 from the distributor, will get retailed at about $30 (this is a bit high, but we are a VERY small store with relatively significant fixed costs, something I know from my days of doing inventory for other liquor/grocery stores.)…

Cujo?