This might be heartless, but pretty much my sisters and I (a son) have decided our mother earned herself a trip to the nursing home when that time comes. To heck with this Like Water For Chocolate stuff.

They're all from my friends family, to boot.

You missed a """ in there. You are - in the eyes of this guy, at least - undateable.

Yup

there are results: teen, hentai, compilation.

http://public.tableausoftware.com/shared/HR9SZ66…

While you have a good point, maybe it's much simpler than that. 1) Guys generally don't like saggy body parts, and 2) porn actresses go from "normal" to burnt out and kinda creepy really quickly - the best way to avoid that is to look for teens new to the industry.

If you look at the original report "college" is very prevalent in the midwest. I'm gonna spitball and guess those "Girls of the Big 10" issues Playboy/Hustler/whoever used to put out are really popular there.

I realize this outs me, but #compilations vs. #cumpilations is a serious consideration when trying to find appropriate material. Only rarely are videos tagged both.

And to compound the whole thing, let's put it in a cuckold context. Or not. Let's not.

well, I have to say I'm a bit proud that the Midwest searches for "college" instead of teen. Only the best and brightest for us.

The thing is he probably doesn't see himself as racist, BECAUSE of his insensitivity.

I get to do user moderation for OKC and it's kind of a crapshoot if you report a pic. Nudity is pretty straight forward, but being offensive isn't against the rules if it isn't actually hate speech. Being that this could be reasonably be construed to NOT be blackface, and at least one mod would bring that up, this…

TBH, I thought he was trying to be a monster who happened to be black, not a conscious caricature of a black person.

As a married guy, it's pretty common for me to be a 90+% with married women on the site. Unfortunately, because being poly/open is so important to a lot of the women, I don't get a real good insight into the rest of their actual personality from the numbers. So I don't put a lot of faith in the numbers until you get…

As long as they're not labeled "Not food" (or whatever the standard is) - and let's be honest, the right wing isn't that big into warning labels - I'd see if you can swallow one whole just for the suing rights.

"The penises are lovely, dark and deep.

But I have promises to keep,

Nice! However, the inputs (0,0,0,99) produce a result that says "Sounds like you're enjoying your life - congrats!" I'm not so sure about that.

"What is happening down there?! Can anyone provide some kind of context?"

If your comment was a winner, they'd have given you a +3.

Needed three reasons to run for re-election; could only think of two.