HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Enjoy the next seven years. I know we all will in WI

We have the Log, though.

Isn't it embarrassing when your semi rears its head?

John Boehner: Packers fan

Flip side: stories out of Chicago in August about 100s if people dying from the "heat wave" because it's over 90 degrees for three straight days.

You're right, everyone should ditch their ultra warm blaze orange(meant to be worn outdoors for hours in freezing temps) and put on a cheaply made vinyl jacket with team logo.

Hey, look at the bright side: At least your skin is thin.

The dude may look like a freak, but this is actually part of his New Year's resolution. Wearing all orange is a nervous first step towards "actually eating fruit for once."

I think you meant Jaydyn and Jezzyka.

He has a legit case for defamation. Both Kluwe and Deadspin referred to him as a Special Teams Coordinator. That is one of the most offensive terms in football.

They won't come forward because they aren't looking to be unemployed. There is no upside to coming forward, but keeping your mouth shut makes you a made man.

Preifer files libel suit in 3... 2... oh, wait... no mention of defamation?

"I'm not a bigot! I'm not bi-anything! That's fucking disgusting!"

plus, aren't glasses technically performance enhancing? c'mon 4 eyes, pitch with the eyes god gave you.

My heart breaks for this woman. She doesn't know the difference between your and you're. So sad.

Why the hell would you vote for Maddux?

+1 condom

Oh no you won't! Mine! Mine mine mine! (Picture the seagulls from Finding Nemo.)
:D

I'm not too into blondes, but if July showed up on my doorstep I wouldn't turn him away.