I suggest you click on the first couple, and see if you can spot a trend.

How hard would have been to actually write out the titles so we know what we are clicking on?

I see a movie about this... Storage Whores.

"You may notice the water has a golden color."

That's not the first time I've seen that warning on a product.

TV porn power doesn't have to just be used to see people naked though. Imagine how many careers you could tank if you just used it sparingly.

I grew up writing curvise and thank god for computer, cuz I can barely read my own handwriting. Seriously. I have to put the grocery list on my iphone or I will be standing in the middle of the aisle trying to decipher 'pasta' from 'pudding'

These actually aren't period correct. Proper drawers legs are wider at the top where they connect to the waist band, so that when worn you can tuck the fabric over itself, therefore covering your bits while still being split crotch for using the necessary. (I wear these regularly at Civil War reenactments and at the…

Point #3: When you are all done and ready to sleep, don't get stuck on the side of the bed farthest from the wall.

As a married guy nothing swells your head for a day or so like having someone interested in you. It is also nice because you are already in a relationship, have no practical interest in the person interested, so you get the nice compliment without the additional stress over how to handle it.

I'm curious - does this include "yards after the interception?"
~Matt Schaub

Mmm, but the children of walmart employees are tough and stringy. Costco employee children are nice and plump.

I think there's a fairly obvious answer to all of these:

She can't leave, though. He has her wrapped around his finger.

Well, what is he supposed to wear while eating pussy? A bib?

As a father, you tolerate shit like this because it shuts the kids up for a half hour, and also because you'd totally nail Jesse (she's 20 FYI)

The tongue-cutting scene in Oldboy is the fucking worst. I couldn't even face the screen.

The funny part was when you pretended people from Pittsburgh dont exclusively shit in garbage bags

oh shit here's a dude from BIG SHIFT. just go back to RUINING RYAN HOWARD'S LIFE.

Sometimes I had to drink unprocessed milk from the farm as a kid (my uncle is a farmer) and it's VILE. It makes the cold, clean, pasteurized, processed milk from the store SO MUCH better.

I really should have gone with "Actually, filming a Kennedy shooting wasn't that hard."