Lack of Stannis makes me want waffles.

I’m surprised she doesn’t refer to it as H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS.

You can be feminist and “pro-life”, if you’re pro-minding your own fucking business.

“The fundamental difference between the sexes is one of them can kill the other with their bare hands.”

Thanks for coming to the party. Have some tea.

Yeah but the tea was nothing compared to the 1 grand he gave her to tell a favorable story to the press.

More money than god, and they went with Domino’s. There’s a moral lesson in here somewhere.

In totally unrelated news, this Cale fellow seems to have run afoul of some chicagoans.

Wait, so is ‘basic’ just an updated word for ‘bougie’?

etchings and chill

Yeah, me and my husband Idris Elba just feel so bad for them.

I’m an old, and this is the 500th reply or something so perhaps no one will read this, but I was a five-year-old sitting beside my mom in 1963 when we were driving around town, and the radio said that JFK had died. I asked her what happened and she said that he slipped in the shower and hit his head.

We had chickens when I was growing up. Chicken sex is loud and involves a lot of wing flapping.

Grew up in Milan, where you see skinny models everywhere. The women in my family are small and pretty. I came out taller and bigger and hungrier. My mom goes to the gym seven days a week twice a day and has been on a diet since 1987, the time I was born at a low weight because she had decided she was too fat and…

I mean I’m gonna watch it. But I’m gonna make this face while I do so.

I went to go see Tarzan in theatres. It was my first movie theatre experience and I was like, three. Phil Collins started singing You’ll Be In My Heart, and I started crying and stood up in my high chair-clad seat and yelled, “A gorilla will never be in my heart! Jesus is the only thing in my heart!”

Wow, she seems like a damn piece of work. I hope a turtle bit her nose.

The Official answer of Watermelondrea(bear with the autotune voice)

Goddamned skin jobs...

Yeah, I have to fight the urge to slap some oxygen on her and start CPR.