LikeaBoson
LikeaBoson
LikeaBoson

With everything happening lately, I was feeling like I coudn’t be more virulently ill from the “blacks on welfare” schtick, but, here we are.

I hope kinja shrinks this, but still allows you to expand it. It’s impressive how many congresspeople are on welfare (receiving an annual salary more 3 times the national median) while they try to cut poor people’s welfare.

Obama 4 LIFE! Fucking class all the way, that guy. Goddamn. Also, this-

Michelle will teleport him back to Wakanda. :)

I mean...there’s no way in hell that SHE’S cooking them, is there?

You say it was lacking actual neo nazis, but then you say hundreds of cops were there.

I’m glad he didn’t go all coy with the“Who, me?!” Aww shucks.” It takes some guts to be that blunt and honest. I know the ammosexuals are seething at not having the opportunity to fulfill their Rambo fantasies.

“Further, no diners lost their appetites and continued to engorge themselves after the shooting. “Well, I weren’t gonna let our annual special breakfast at a rest-uh-ront go to waste,” said Cletus Hillbilly, sitting with his wife and 11 children.”

I only have one question as a Floridian, how did this not occur in Florida? This is the most backwoods Florida ass story I’ve ever seen. Oh thoughts and prayers and all that jazz. Ban semi-automatic firearms already.

What do you mean, opiods? This is clearly a Very Disturbed Individual (TM). Probably love-sick, too. /s

White boys getting triggered and shooting up shit weekly. I bet they will blame opioids.

You watch, it’ll come out that idiot cops only kept secret is a black people arrest quota. They barely keep the other quotas a secret, but those klan-ass motherfuckers keep arresting black folks with impunity. I think we should open ourselves up to cop alternatives.

Thursday and the state’s jackbooted thugs are out in full force doing the work of their white voters.

It’s pre-Russian mob, still on the island Ollie. I guess Stormy failed the city.

Nah. It’s clearly Stephen Amell

I think the voice basically meets at the crossword of entitled and indignant for white men and entitled and damsel in distress for white women. If you can capture that voice you can get them to come real quick. And yes, specific descriptors are key.

So just to clarify, I do not stay in the area. I let them come by to do their patrolling thing and address the white person. If it is a white person up to no go, they will get the message that their whiteness does not protect them from people calling the police on their ass. White people get away with shit because

Wait, so y’all AREN’T calling the police on white people?? Shiiit, there is too much heroine and just general white shenanigans for me not to call the cops on them. And you better believe when I call I enunciate /(h)wīt/ loud and clear in my most highfalutin white girl voice.