You only need Cohen’s services if you want to squash a sex scandal or launder Russian $$..which one is it, Sean?

To some extent, yes. Okay, to a large extent.

It’s actually where China is currently crushing the U.S. in foreign policy in Africa and South America. They’re actively exploiting, but they don’t subjugate their targets - big difference.

Those rural towns that were barely holding on are about to collapse entirely as all the remaining stores and buisnesses will go under when the welfare checks stop coming to keep them afloat.

Yes, but it sounds like the people there don’t want things to change. Gotta keep those uppity so-and-sos in line. Leaving that aside, it sounds like not all of his desired changes are going over well with constituents of any color, so it does leave to consideration the possibility that his well-meaning crusade is…

Five bucks says she was born in Florida. As a Hispanic I’m always telling people don’t trust those Florida Hispanics. They think they are white. Like when it came out that a bunch of fire fighters hanged a noose on a black firefighter locker. Three of them were Cuban and all could pass for black. It’s something in the…

Our town was supposed to get a Costco ten years ago. Instead we ended up with a second Walmart Super Center. Two fucking Walmarts and a goddamn Sams Club. And no Costco.

The Sesame Street dancehall is my favorite:

Uhh. This sounds like season 2, episode 2 of “Chewing Gum”. White dude had an extreme fetish for Black women from Africa.

I’ve always considered these videos to be for white people. To reassure them that actually, cops do try to get along with the blacks, it’s the blacks that just won’t behave. White people have always cared more about the appearance of seeming non-racist versus the actual act of being non-racist, so this is the kind of…

Giving money to random non-vetted “causes” on the internet is like giving up your hard earned money to pastors and preachers. If you do it, you pretty much deserve to be a broke ass bitch.

Wow, she is STUNNING!!!

Actually, what we need is serious discussion in the Black community about mental health and get our folks to stop being dismissive of shit they don’t understand.

Going to the bathroom is not professional either but people do it anyway because humans gotta human. Burping is not professional. Eating a sandwich is not professional. Scratching your head is not professional. There is nothing wrong with a person who happens to cry at work every once in awhile, and crying at work…

Damn it! Florida-Man strikes again!

Drip Drip Drip

To be fair, Carrey painted Sarah Sanders as Sarah Sanders. Genetics and a lifetime of habitual lying made her a monster!

This is how my uncle explained cheating to me:

I’m a middle-aged white guy who works in campgrounds and has camped my whole life. I know this is anecdotal, but I have definitely noticed a rise in black visitors over the years. It’s probably just me being a moron who has fallen for a stereotype, but I get really happy when I see black children spending time…