I am having some bi friends over tonight (not on like ... bi purpose, just because we all happen to be bi) and now want to see if I can find these to serve.

I wish someone could explain why every woman in a high-profile rape case is accused of being a gold digger or in it for the money. What is this rape money that people think women get? Do they think the women are suing for damages or getting important media deals or something? I was under the impression that there is…

I am about to barf from a migraine and that legitimately made me feel better for a moment. Thank you!

Well, I have had a horrifying migraine for three days now. I don’t know how that is connected to the moon but I’d like to have something to blame it on.

I 110% could not do the celibacy thing (I mean, I might be able to give up sex with other people, but not orgasms in general) but I can understand the appeal. I think in the context of the Catholic church it would be undesirable due to the patriarchal structure mentioned by other commenters, but a religious sisterhood…

One of them actually was a heinous bitch who I hated working with and who later got laid off. I got her job, which might have not been a great thing, considering the company. The other is very nice and is a friend but was a total pushover when dealing with the heinous bitch.

I would actually love to know if a dude has ever been able to tell that a woman is a virgin just due to how his dick felt in her. I just read some erotica in which the woman was a virgin (this was not what I was looking for, it sort of surprised me) and it was that old romance novel cliche about how he could feel it…

Yeah I was literally writing school papers against abortion. It’s nice to grow up sometimes.

It is less exciting than it sounds. I was at a conference with two coworkers who, at the time, were in sort of higher positions than me. We were at a huge reception at a museum and some sort of local mascot was there, dancing to the live band. They thought it was hilarious to keep calling it over and trying to get it…

I actually had been assuming that her ring was a massive rock because in my mind I remember it as huge - it is possible that she had a really big center stone but I am not certain. I just remember it being ugly and big and wondering if she was going to put it on her other hand to fit an actually wedding band. (On the…

I had to look this up to know what it looked like and immediately realized that it is what my sister-in-law has and I hate it. I don’t tell HER that I think her ring is hideous, just my husband.

Damn girl that is gorgeous.

Same - mine is white gold with diamonds and it feels classic and works with everything. I know some people do not have this issue but I like to match.

Yeah, he’s Mexican. I don’t understand either.

Texas. I moved to Texas.

I do not go to sporting events and am SO GLAD that I do not, because I do not know what the hell I would do. I like kissing! It would be ok if I kissed somoene who is not my husband! I just really, really don’t want to be forced to do it by a camera and a large crowd.

Yeah I don’t really love mascots (and my coworkers once sort of forced me to slow dance with a giant chipmunk at a conference) and this would scare the shit out of me.

Between that and the Confederate Flag another couple pulled out to show us because “you know how they’re going to ban it??” I plead migraine and escaped the party pretty quickly.

I live in Texas so I can only imagine it’s going to get worse. I’m in Austin, so at book club last week I was able to bash him with impunity (we were talking about A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, which led us to income inequality and the “bootstraps” mentality) and it was great, but apparently I need to pay attention or…

I see more Ben Carson supporters on my feed, which I find nearly as concerning - he is less loud but just as dumb.