As a lover of booty, both male and female and especially Hiddleston, please yes please. More ass for everyone.

I met Trump supporters last weekend. It was enlightening - I had sort of assumed they weren’t real people.

I mean, I could start demanding that all guys I encounter be at least 6’ 2”, have a defined six pack and rippling shoulders, those yummy pelvis lines and perfectly trimmed scruff, but I don’t, because that is absurd.

I wonder if they’re like that in the rest of their lives: Oh I love coffee, just not the 90% of it that tastes like shit. I am totally a sport fan, just not the 90% of athletes who are terrible.

This is one of those situations where I wonder if they have an open marriage or if his behavior is in some way condoned by her or something. I can more easily imagine her being like, you moron, you aren’t supposed to get CAUGHT than being distraught over being cheated on. This, of course, doesn’t matter in the…

Yeah, I would be generally unlikely to vote for him but he would have not been bad at all - had not Palin happened.

I really like her dress in a “I could never wear this” kind of way. (I carry weight weirdly and have an odd bit of chub right in that window. Would also have wicked underboob. Sigh.)

Ugh me too, I feel so dumb about it but am having some turning-30 crisis.

Weird how they find almost all women unattractive. Maybe they ... are not actually attracted to women.

That is fucked. up. Also ... I am about 6’ now and if I weighed that much (I know body types can be dramatically different) I would probably be very, very sick and incapable of functioning.

Exactly - do they go around asking? “Oh man, your body fat is 26%? UNFUCKABLE.”

Well, clearly they are morons. And they must not like boobs - I am over 25% body fat and have glorious breasts. (Ok, not saying it is not possible to have glorious breasts at other weights, or that small breasts aren’t also awesome. Just that this is, again, an absurd and unreasonable standard and you know they want…

Well, I’m at 27% right now and I sure as hell don’t look even like the 30% picture (hello apple body shapes!) but I mean, either way - wtf. For one thing, it’s a weirdly specific and gross way to measure a woman’s attractiveness. For another ... I am actually so annoyed by all of this mentality that I don’t have more…

Oh man, I am sorry. I am glad you were not!

Yeah, I remember that one. It’s a disgusting perception of women.

For some reason, this particular article really sort of frightened me - other pick up artists seem so pathetic, but these guys make me think of guys that I could have been susceptible to. Like, weird-pocket there isn’t ugly, and I like coffee, and you bet they come across as way less vile when trying to score. I once…

And more than 25% body fat is fat.

I think I tried on homecoming dresses made with this fabric in 2002. The cut is lovely though.

I kind of love it! I suspect it can only be worn by a very thin woman so it looks like it’s just hanging out there, but I like it.

As an assless woman, I would gladly trade you the ability to wear this dress for more ass.