Gwendolyn Christie is my secret girlfriend and no one else can have her.

Don’t hate, I love this.

Lady Sif, yes?

Well, if he had to buy the cow to milk, the chicken to kill, the things to plant and the tools to use, I could see that adding up quickly too. But even if he had to travel, that still reinforces the point - some of the things we use come from far away and we don’t think about that.

I can’t really get mad about this - it’s not the use of time and money I would choose, but I think there is validity in looking at the processes of things we consume on a regular basis. It took THIS guy six months and $1,500 to make this; normally those costs would be spread out over many people and industries and…

I have to assume a castle would come with staff. Actually, my husband wants a bigger house and that is one of the reasons I want to try to keep it to a reasonable size.

NOPE

Yeah I’m having a weird moment of cognitive dissonance or some similar thing - she is a successful woman and he is ok with that, she married him for some reason presumably (although I am sure that might not have been her choice), she is fighting his decision but is still married to him (again, might not be by choice),…

I generally love this idea as far as huge beds go, and as far as pet space goes, but I do not love it as far as laundry goes. I try to change our sheets once a week (sex, hot climate, three cats) and I feel like I am constantly doing laundry. If I had seven pets and a bed that used two sets of sheets ... ugh the…

My personal rule is “the number of people that are in the house plus one” so there is always an extra cat to keep everyone company just in case. My husband and I have three.

NPR today was talking about how well she did last night, which was scary. Someone also mentioned how Republican women might now be more aware that there is a Republican woman running, which annoyed me on the whole idea that women are going to inherently vote for women.

Yeah, it’s easy to see this as some large, bad joke, but these are the people that one of our two parties is presenting to compete for the presidency. ALL of them are terrifying and the fact that this is the group out of which our next president very well could be picked should be horrifying. It is hard to imagine one…

Ehhh this feels a little “family values” to me - like, we don’t want an important, influential woman getting the spot, it should go to a woman in her proper place as a wife.

Yeah I think she looks fine - good, even - and am confused by the anger. So you can kinda tell that they’re fake. My hair is fake and I get compliments on that all the time, it is ok to have fake things.

I get Lucy Lawless sometimes and it always makes me feel amazing.

That is definitely a statement against trans girls, which I think was the whole point of that tampon bit.

Please I live here I don’t want to be a citizen of the Republic of Texas. Maybe Austin would refuse.

I just watched the new Fantastic 4 movie (which is the worst movie ever and no one should see it) and a big part of the plot development was this kid making crazy looking things for a science fair. Like, we literally have movies praising kids like this type of engineering brilliance (Iron Man supports this too) but…

When I was a kid, way before 9/11 and whatnot, a girl on my bus used to torment me by stabbing me in the arms with her compass. Not that she shouldn’t have had one - just that she was an asshole. I can’t imagine how it could be used in any more aggressive way than that though.

Yeah, I know it’s unpopular to be super litigious, but in this case I hope there is a sue-apalooza and that they win everything.