I had some breakfast but didn't eat as much as planned due to nerves. I realized while getting my hair done that I would have an issue, because I NEED FOOD all the time. I called my mom and asked that when she picked me up she stops first at the Target next door and grabs me an eyelash curler (I had forgotten mine)…

He also made her go on a fucking weird family scavenger hunt before she even got the video. AND videotaped her doing that. I found getting proposed to - even when I expected it - sort of an adrenaline-filled event, and would not want to have it dragged out this long.

Why does he look like he's hovering in the air far above her bed?

We had discussed it so much that I was ready to smack my husband for waiting to propose. I was like, we know we are doing this, right? THEN LET'S DO IT.

They ASK that?

My husband and I argued enough about when he was planning on proposing (I am insecure and was concerned he had changed his mind) that if I found out he had waited a WHOLE YEAR and known he was going to propose I would have said "yes" and then kicked him.

YES THIS. My husband and I had some large disagreement about when he was going to propose ("soon" to me is much sooner than it is to him, we had both decided that he was going to do an actual proposal, and eventually I started to freak the fuck out about where it was and if he had changed his mind.) Why make her wait…

I almost barfed on my now-husband while he was proposing because he did it at the end of a race I had "run," aka suffered through while realizing I was unprepared for the HUGE hills and had some sort of undiagnosed stomach issue. I was in tears at the end of the race and was intensely dizzy and tried to fight my way…

That is truly terrifying.

Broken alcohol is the worst, it's such a waste! The winery gave me a bottle of mine for free when I came back all hang-dog.

My younger sister walked directly into a handicap parking sign once - she might have been 11 or so - and it has never stopped being hilarious to me to remember. My parents made me stop laughing about it because she was so embarrassed. (I mean, I did ride my road bike directly into a pole the first day I owned it, so…

I was honestly a little worried I'd either make someone wipe out on the wet floor or trigger a relapse in an alcoholic or something. I was also slightly drunk myself (being drunk at the mall makes it way better and I had a big dinner with drinks at a mall restaurant before shopping) and totally embarrassed and am…

True! What a thing to think of though.

I like ice cream but why is there some much on this cobbler?

I think big cities must have some sort of secret awesome manicure schemes, because I have paid that much before in boring upstate NY. I now have a place that only charges $10 if I get other services, but still.

This Saturday I broke a bottle of wine in a mall bathroom. Had someone warned me about a handle or anything I might have actually paid attention ... I think? I'd bought it at a small winery table and then stuck it, in its bag, into my H&M bag. All of which crashed off the hook in the stall. WINE EVERYWHERE. Including…

I might have tied the pen to a brick or something. If she asked why, "we have some customers who will just run off with them!"

That is INSANE. I am glad you called the cops! I had two separate "horrible yelling older dude" bosses as a teen, and while I consistently avoided one, the other told me off loudly and cruelly one day, after which I quit. It was right at the front of the grocery store and if it hadn't been so early in the morning…

I vote for that.

Do you think they could have been joking? I mean, that is spectacularly horrible if it's real.