@Snarfblat: me too! Although, I'm not feeling barren and useless, so much as wondering if this "baby fever" is catching. I really don't want to be preggers anytime soon.

@clyderambutt: My freshman year at Iowa was the year of Pierre Pierce Part II (you know, when they caught him assaulting his live-in girlfriend) and I was still a student when this assault happened. One good thing to come out of the Pierce debacle (if you can find anything good there) is that the sports fans are a…

I've been waiting for Jezebel to discuss this case since the trial started. Thank you for bringing it up.

The clear replacement here is Jeff Probst. Whenever he fills in for Regis, he and Kelly have amazing Chemistry. His Survivor Duties won't really be an issue, because I don't really see him sticking with Survivor too much longer and even if he did, they could just have guest co-hosts when he's on location. Also,…

This cat just reminds me of fat Puss in Boots in Shrek Forever After.

@Claire Hughes: well played.

@bobella is owltastic!: This exact same thing happened to my roommate on her birthday the other night!

@slowtraincoming: your good opinion once lost is lost forever...

@rachface: I love this lady! When I was working at a law firm that handled wills and trusts, I always hoped for a client to do something like this. bravo!

Every day I think there is no possible way he can make me love him more, and every day he proves me wrong. Can you say "impossible standards that no man will ever be able to live up to?"

This sounds like degrassi with nudity! Sign me up. I'm adding the original UK series to my netfilx watch instantly queue as I type this.

@Vivi21: I love that phrase! It's so much classier than the "shit where you eat" remark

@ShrutiBorus: you're right. spooky.

@dumdumpop: lol!

@Jessper: That certainly doesn't hurt the plan. Also, just think about how handy that would be if we were forced to repopulate the planet. Humanity could do a lot worse than having JC be the father of our future generations (OMG, after typing that I just noticed his initials have preordaned John from birth to be our…

@kkatt: I'm with you. We should also put Elijah Wood on Asteroid watch. He's our best early warning system.

@ShrutiBorus: I think they asked that question because if she wasn't clingy during sex, therefore she must not form emotional attachments to anyone and they could argue that she's a heartless bitch and obviously wasn't emotionally attached to her child and had no problem killing her. Total BS, but I bet that's what…

I don't know about you guys, but I'm going to John Cusack's house. One of the many things I learned from 2012 is that the only way to survive the apocalypse is to be in his vicinity when shit goes down.

@InfamousCheesecake: I agree completely

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