@tiredfairy: This is the exact kind of partnership I hope to have with whoever I marry. except for the cats. I'm allergic.

@uniquerabbit: I wish my brother was as awesome as yours :)

@msfriendly: This one just made me get all teary eyed. What an awesome man!

@danps: Thanks for making be laugh so hard I inhaled my tea.

@ShyFoxie: I had a boy dis my looks during my social dance unit in Junior High gym too! He (Brian) didn't point out any specific bodypart, but when the teacher partnered us up he made an audible "ick" noise and gave his friends a look that seemed to say "why am I being forced to dance with this monster?!?!" I hated…

@katherose: When I was in High School I had a friend tell me I had "chicken legs" when I showed up for a choir concert wearing the manditory skirt. Even at the time, I knew she only said it because she felt self-conscious because she was a bigger girl and clearly didn't like being forced to wear a skirt. The funny…

@ghostofsnickerdoodle: you just managed to combine four of my favorite things into one comment. Now I can't stop imagining how badass the kid of Dean Winchester and Veronica Mars would be...

@The Plain People of Ireland: By the suns of Warvan, he shall be avenged!

@rochefoucauld: here, here!

@LongBoarderLC: yes please

@scullymurphy: and I just jizzed in my pants. thanks :)

@AlwaysSleepy: This really is better than most lifetime movies. The only thing missing is him trying to kill you to keep you from telling your friend the truth.

@KrisP: you are so right!

Alexander Skarsgard

To me, this is an online dating horror story even though I have never actually dated online and I am not directly involved in this story. Also, from at least one person's perspective this series of events is an online dating success story, but I really feel the need to share how hotornot.com has caused me years of…

Anna, I also just moved from Iowa to a big city (in my case Chicago) and couldn't get my act together in time to register. I feel like I'm unAmerican or something since this is the first time that I could vote and didn't. I've always been a big believer of the mantra that "if you don't vote you can't complain," but…

This isn't really a line per se, but one of my favorite stories.