Great! Now all I need is someone with whom to to cuddle.

I could never successfully be aroused by something that still makes me giggle like an idiot child.

But.. but... wwwhhhhhYYYYY?

MEANWHILE, a Black woman is not allowed to use the "stand your ground" defense and gets 20 years for firing warning shots against her abusive husband.

"Kevin from the Backstreet Boyshad his second kid, thus rendering the "AM I SEXUUUUAAAAAAL" line from "Rock Your Body" redundant."

NO MORE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!!

Yeah, this Bieber thing is gonna turn out well. I'm sure of it. Leif Garret anyone?

I can't be the only one who remembers Chris Pratt as Bright on Everwood. That article saying he only now deserves to share the screen with Zoe Saldana is disgusting yes, but also, if you subscribe to its stupid logic, just plain wrong. He's ALWAYS been cast as "the hunk" type, in Everwood, on the OC, and I would argue…

My personal line of choice is, "I can't feel my legs. I have no legs!" William Lichter is the best. (Did you know he's the little kid in Hook? He is.)

I hear ya.

I saw it at least five times in the theater, maybe six. The movie-going public needs to bring Ethan Embry back into my life. Mostly because he has hair and wears shirts...sometimes.

I used to watch The View regularly. Then I cut back to just Hot Topics - got tired of watching the girls fawn over guest-of-the-day. Then Whoopi (who I really really did like) spewed out a few of her best rape-rape quotes. And I cut back more.

My dogs names are Hallie Veronica Guinevere Marcella , Roscoe Rooster Cogburn, Rupert Alexand, and Odie. I approve of Miriah's dumb ass dog names. Especially the reverend, that's a good one, hahaha

A turkey burger with cheese is my healthy snack (instead of the regular burger with cheese and bacon and french fries). :(

Dear Jezebel,

OK Mariah Carey is now up to EIGHT Jack Russells:

I don't watch The View very often but I will not watch it all if Jenny McCarthy is on. She spread some very ignorant things about vaccines and I can't stand listening to her talk about anything.

I literally screamed this from my balcony at a guy who was lifting up a trash can to throw through a storefront window at 2am. He set the trash can down and walked away. Clearly I should get a key to the city for my heroic citizen efforts.

Andrew Garfield, Y U NO CUDDLE MEEEE?

I still think this is the best superhero meets toddler picture: