Dude, get off his mannschaft.

Sounds like a pretty good way to start the week.

Speaking of which, I wish the Falcons had left Dan Quinn in Houston yesterday.

Plus now he has the whole day to himself!

Shocking that the owner of a sports team in 2019 with a racial slur for a nickname would do something shitty. To a white guy, I mean.

$5M to go away (assuming he gets paid out for his 2020 deal) AND he doesn’t have to continue with that dumpster fire of an organization?

Sounds like a pretty good way to start the week.

Snyder had to get it done before the sun came up and he was back in his coffin. 

I feel your pain, man. Does make Sundays more enjoyable to not stress over the game’s outcome though right? Why worry about my Skins losing on a last second FG when I can rest assured knowing they’ll lose by 30.

I was a young Broncos fans when the Skins took a knife, ran it from sternum to bunghole of that stallion, and skinned the Broncos alive in the Super Bowl. No matter how wretched the Skins are, you’ll always have that to hold over the Broncos. But, no, really your team sucks a lot harder than Denver. We Broncos fans…

See you when you get here, bud!

No wonder Elway is such a Trump fan.

A 4-4 tie, with four safeties on muffed snaps that the quarterback just covers up.

Word on the street is his spleen killed a man in Reno, just to see him die.

Also, “Swim, hen!”

“His name is Jock Strap King” and “He’s stronger than you think.”

I used to live in Green Bay and saw Gilbert Brown around town a couple times, and there’s no way the bun wasn’t in his mouth when he caught the hot dog.

Are you completely certain that he doesn’t? I’m not completely certain that he doesn’t.

Your comment steered me to Wikipedia to reacquaint myself with Brunell’s bankruptcy, when I stumbled upon this gem:

Minshew is an anagram for "Wins? Meh."