*Minor note of contention: it’s Trubinsky.

Calm down, I am sure Haskins will be out there and break his leg soon enough.

read this as PORNED BY KNIFE COP 

They meant to get Big Dick, also out indefinitely but a) they didn’t know that and b) they still got the wrong guy.

Sounds like it was just meant to be. Where else would you want him to play?!

I don’t understand what The Matrix has to do with anything.

Any reason you photoshopped in a different picture of Darnold’s face on top of this one?

ETA: It wasn’t until after making this in Paint and posting that I was able to finally get to the generator. Even then, it still seems to have gotten the hug of death.

Disclaimer: My brother sent me this. I did not make it myself