Well your user name is pretty accurate. As a designated Baltimore Stan, I am obligated to fight anyone disparaging Francis Scott Key. Name your dueling ground, sir.

Good Lord, that is some terrible pass protection.

He saved you from getting ripped, really, because turning down grilled cheese means you have no soul.

It might be considered an improvement on being the Jets QB.

Man I had that in high school for real. Spent a month laying on the living room couch throwing up into a bucket. Probably lost 20 pounds. This isn’t going to help being the Jets QB.

Should’ve kept him away from Joe Namath.

Ah but I legitimately love Jarvis Cocker. Anything he has done with Pulp or on his own has dwarfed anything by the Gallagher brothers.

AV Club Articles:

Kill yourself, internet.

So you’re saying that people, such as noted internet person jaboukie? and universally loved brand AXE body spray, are saying these things? ON TWITTER?!?!?!

Mark Knopfler only put up with that law for two albums.

No, it was blatantly Oasis.

Every so often we have to have a British band that features brothers who hate each other. It’s a law of nature. Some feature better hats than others, though.

Headline is wrong. The Pirates season ended at least a month ago.

WWL’s Program Director Jeff Spicoli could not be reached for comment. 

Kind of shocked by this.

Security experts have confirmed that it only took the offender three attempts to break the account’s password: GUMBOGUMBOGUMBO

I can’t wait for Chik-Fil-A’s courting and arranged marriage simulator!