I was today years old when I learned that this is the latin name for butt crack

I have to say, I respect your choice of screen name!

It’s quite common in butt rock circles

Sounds like a musical term, doesn’t it?

They clearly don’t have this rule for mathletes.

I’m not sure we’d even notice at this point.

Pretty sure Snyder wouldn’t have any more first-down yards than Guice did.

I am from Pittsburgh and I’ve never been able to stomach driving far enough through Ohio to reach Indiana. Ohio is trash enough by itself. Yeah, I (a native yinzer) said it.

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

I think possibly the single worst human being ever to have a submission published for WYTS that I can think of, honestly.

This is an exceptional but poorly named kitty...

I honestly think it is silly that people are giving Luck shit but I think Romo’s case was a bit different. Romo deteriorated over the course of several seasons and then Dak came in and went 13-3 which kind of put the writing on the wall. I think the timing is what everyone freaked out about with Luck especially since…

yep. This line from his email is gold:

It also isn’t a genuine act of contrition. It’s that thing that assholes do where they state “I’m an asshole” so that the next time they act like one, a part of your brain says “Well, I shouldn’t get too upset. He did say he was an asshole.” As if that’s an excuse. 

Wow, man, Teddy is a piece of shit. At least he has the wherewithal to recognize and admit it. That’s the first step, T!

Jesus, Teddy sounds like an asshole.

Everybody’s freaking out over Luck retiring but Romo did it and nobody really blamed him for it.

Remember when Tony Romo retired and everyone was like, “LOL, bout time, mush brain.” Then he became an announcer was was actually enjoyable, interesting and insightful?
Jason Witten is bizzaro Tony Romo.

That jaw unhinges and he eats things whole.