Carroll strikes me as a Gary Johnson voter. 

What the fuck is that dusty-ass pallbearer’s suit Peterson’s got on?

+1 Jack Russell terrier

And The Twelves still don’t know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs. 

I live in the Seattle area (ie: not actually Seattle, because I’m a pearl-clutching white person). I’m a Vikings fan. My wife is a Seahawks fan. They just played last night. My oldest son is 5, and took interest in the game for a few minutes. He asked who we rooted for...then asked me who he should root for, daddy’s…

The pic of Wilson used in the lead of this article looks like he’s auditioning for a high school teen comedy series on Nickelodeon. “The real Super Bowl was the friends we made along the way.”

I currently live in Indiana, but do agree. Though I actually do prefer it over Illinois (cheaper taxes, cheaper gas, cheaper everything?)

I meant the retirees from Toronto, not the homeless. I realise now the error of my ways.

Travelling for work, I rented a car WITH GPS in Chicago last year. It was the day of the MNF game between the Bears and Seahawks. I had planned to tailgate before the game with people I know and then go TO THE LIVE DEADCAST. The rental place had their system down so I was waiting for over an hour and when I was…

I stayed at a Ramada in Terre Haute back in the 90s and every guy I saw was on a motorcycle and trying to look like John Mellencamp and I’m not kidding. Freaked me out man

Let me tell you about a magically shitty place called Indiana, PA. It’s about an hour out past the Pittsburgh suburbs, and it truly combines everything that is shitty about both Pittsburgh and Indiana.

“BACK HOME AGAAAAAAIIIIIIN....”

The only thing worth seeing in Indiana:

If I’m ever near death in Indiana, my first and only goal will be to get over the nearest state line so I don’t have to have Indiana tied to my name forever.

Yeah that guys a moron

Yeah, that writer went too damn far.

That moment also produced one of the greatest NFL memes in internet history:

browns fan here: i actually was rooting for the browns to lose that game, just because the steelers missing the playoffs meant so much more to me than the browns finishing with a winning record.

“-Randy and Tammy, MAGA turds from the northern suburbs who have a pickup truck value that exceeds their home value and took money out of Braedyn and Kymlynn’s college fund to renew their season tickets but “aren’t sure” if they’re going to still support the NFL if players keep kneeling”