I know! Talk about burying the lede.

I’m thrilled to realize I’m not the only one who did a double take.

How the hell have I never seen that before.

/Ohio math!

the most accurate part of is that he punts from basically his own goal line. even in the land of make believe the Browns have shot themselves in the dick 

We had our third non-losing season in 20 years, added a couple offensive pieces, and now our idiot fans thinks the Browns are going to the fucking Super Bowl.

Solar Dog rocks!

That Salisbury steak comment hit too close to home. Hey, that family-size microwaveable tray was on sale at Marc’s!

The commercial in the comments is AMAZING

God really is a sick fuck for giving Browns fans hope like this.

It is SO WEIRD to see the Browns WYTS this late in August.

Welcome to Who’s Country is it Anyway, where Satire is indistinguishable from truth and everything is made up. 

He looks like a middle-aged convert to the Church of the Religious Consciousness giving you a flower at a train station. 

The goddamn FedEx Field poet laureate.

Given how this series is just a guide to bad parenting, this type of amazing wisdom shines like Sirius A.

After spending a week in Dewey Beach, DE with suspect weather, I’m convinced that Redskins fans make up about 93% of the U.S. sweat pants market. 

He’s gonna drop dead on the sideline and his eyes are gonna roll right out of his head. It will be hilarious.

At what point do we see an NFL head coach smoking crystal meth during a game? I call 2025 at the latest.

He throws them away after one hit?! What a waste. There are sleepy children in China. Finish your plate Adam